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| Every couple of months, we're going to change the names of the
pizzas-but only on the printed ones we flier with. Changing the
website's a bit too much of a hassle for a couple of idiots with 1
Phoenix online associates degree between all 5 of us. keep an eye out
for the 2 other menus out there currently, 'awesome things lesbians can
do' (our favorite being #13: break a man's heart in two, then make it
scissor) and, 'possible reasons we ain't getting women, though we own a
badass pizza place (#1: prom-wrecking impotence, #4: Party of five
marathons). Our ridiculousness aside, you can always order with the corresponding number of the pizza on the far left of the titles, that wont ever change. With the online menu we've decided to imagine fights that would be too awesome to actually happen in the world, as everybody's ass would get kicked in the run-off of ass whooping that would inevitably find it's way into the water table... Also, go to our facebook and let us know for who you think would win and why. Free pizza to whoever does the best with it. Prices listed are for 17" pies. Any pizza below is available as a 10" for $9 1. Lee Majors vs. a barracuda with a bowie knife $18 Marinara, fresh mozzarella, and basil leaves, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil. 2. Dolph Lundgren vs. a puma $20 Marinara, mozzarella, arugula, prosciutto & shaved pecorino 3. Jacques Cousteau vs. that stingray that killed the crocodile guy $19 A four cheese pie with mozzarella, parmigiana, ricotta, and gorgonzola. *Your choice red or white* 4. Swayze vs. himself (and a bowie knife) $20 A green pie with mozzarella and sliced tomatoes, topped with our homemade pesto and shaved pecorino. 5. Hasselhoff vs. velcro headboard restraints $23 A white pie with ricotta, mozzarella, bacon, walnut, fresh rosemary, and crisp potato slices 6. Burt Reynolds & the girl that stole my cd collection vs. a pride of badgers $20 Marinara, mozzarella, spicy salami, and hot banana peppers finished with fried shallot. 7. Eric Estrada vs. a Komodo dragon $20 Crispy Prosciutto, fresh scallion, marinara, and mozzarella 8. my dad vs. your dad $21 A white pie with mozzarella, pear, walnut and gorgonzola. 9. Lou Ferrigno vs. a shark with throwing stars for teeth $21 Our version of a buffalo pie: mozzarella, sriracha hot sauce, breaded chicken, onion, and hot banana peppers. *Feel free to substitute tofu for the bird.* 10. Brigitte Nielsen vs. a fanny-pack full of pit vipers vs. whatever it was that killed my grandpa $23 A middle eastern dream, a white pie with fresh mint, ground lamb, artichoke and goat cheese. 11. John Stamos vs. the entire Comanche nation $22 A happy heart attack, our alfredo with bacon, artichokes and parsley. 12. Evel Knievel vs. your slutty little sister $23 a white pie topped with hot salami, crisp potato slices, shredded mozzarella, goat cheese and finished with fresh scallion. 13. Tesla the inventor vs. Dokken the band $23 A Lonesome's original- ethiopian spiced tomato sauce with ground lamb and goat cheese. 14. Lando Calrissian vs. that tank from Tienanmen Square $22 Our homemade alfredo sauce with mozzarella, chicken, and broccoli *Feel free to substitute tofu for chicken* 15. Rock Hudson vs. Clothes shopping with your mother (Vegan) $21 Our Ethiopitan spiced sauce topped with broccoli and homemade vegan cashew cheese 16. Hammy's Pizza vs a wet paper bag with a mustache $21 an oil, garlic, and scallion sauce pie covered with mozzarella, shiitake mushrooms, sliced tomatoes and topped with basil leaves. Want to try to create something amazing on your own? $17 large/ $7 small Follow these steps (all come with mozzarella): 1) Choose your sauce: marinara alfredo sriracha ethiopian white 2) Choose your toppings ($1 veggies or $2 meat/cheese): hot salami proscuitto tofu chicken bacon pepperoni crispy potato kalamata olives broccoli banana peppers onion artichoke arugula shiitakes grilled pineapple garlic scallions basil walnuts pear mushrooms fried shallots green olive pesto goat cheese gorgonzola feta ricotta cashew cheese (vegan) Salads We got dinner salads! They all go for $7. With the salads, we've decided to name them after our favorite gigs Nic got over halloween. if you don't know, Nic's an owner here at Lonesome's, and a midget. When he's not making pizza, he's performing all over the country doing all kinds of weird stuff (he was an original member of mini-kiss). hope you enjoy! Papa Smurf traditionally known as a Michigan salad, thin pear slices, gorgonzola, walnut, with our home made, lonesome's garlic scallion dressing, topped off with dried cranberries. Little, tiny Jesus spicy salami, or chicken- your choice, on a bed of spinach, onions, tomato, our own lonesome's siracha dressing, topped off with fried scallions (feel free to sub out for thinly chopped tofu) Mini-Marilyn Manson A bed of spinach, Gorgonzola, pecorino, sliced Prosciutto, scallions, garlic, artichoke, topped with lonesome's rosemary garlic vingerette. Breadsticks These are as gourmet as they come, not your ordinary, pizza hut type deal. As for breadstick names, we're staying with Nic's Halloween gigs. Flying Monkey $6 Lonesome's own dough with a banana pepper/pear glaze. Marinara dipping sauce with or without parmesan Bite-Sized Hitler $6 Lonesome's own dough, with olive oil, parmesan, and pesto glaze. Marinara dipping sauce with or without parmesan DRINKS Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Bottled Water $1 Kemper’s Root Beer, Cream Soda, Orange Cream Soda, Black Cherry $2 WE NOW SELL ICE CREAM and goddamn is this stuff amazing... Pint $6.50 No-Bake Cookie Salted Caramel Banana Chocolate Chip Seasonal: Peppermint Stick |
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