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SPECIAL OF THE WEEK!!!

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This week’s special features an earthy wild mushroom sauce, 100% whole milk mozzarella cheese, roasted rosemary potatoes, and thinly-sliced yellow squash. Once out of the oven, we finish it with fried leeks and crumbled chèvre cheese. Enjoy Portland! -$24

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WINGS

(all REALLY meaty drumsticks)

$9 (over a pound per serving)

we’ve got three types:

Habanero Apple (spicy), Sriracha Honey (medium), Frank’s Red Hot Buffalo sauce

 (low heat). All sauces made in house and they’re delicious!

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PIZZA

We change the names of the pizzas every once in a while, so keep an eye out. With the online menu we’ve decided to imagine fights that would be too awesome to actually happen in the world, as everybody’s ass would get kicked in the run-off of ass whooping that would inevitably find it’s way into the water table…

*Our ridiculousness aside, whatever the pizza names might happen to be, you can always order with the corresponding number of the pizza on the far left of the titles, that wont ever change.

Prices listed are for 17″ pies/10″ pie

Order it PAN style for a way thicker pie at an extra $4 ($2 for small)

GLUTEN FREE option (dough and cheese) available for an extra $2 (small only)

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1. Lee Majors vs. a barracuda with a bowie knife $20/11

Marinara, fresh mozzarella, and basil leaves, drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.

2. Dolph Lundgren vs. a puma $21/11

Marinara, mozzarella, arugula, prosciutto & shaved pecorino.

3. Jacques Cousteau vs that stingray that killed the crocodile guy $22/12

A four cheese pie with mozzarella, parmigiana, ricotta, and gorgonzola. *Your choice red or white (no sauce)*

4. Swayze vs. himself (and a bowie knife) $22/12

A green pie with mozzarella and sliced tomatoes, topped with our homemade pesto and shaved pecorino.

5. Hasselhoff vs. velcro headboard restraints $23/11

A white pie (no sauce) with ricotta, mozzarella, bacon, walnut, fresh rosemary, and roasted potato.

6. Burt Reynolds & the girl that stole my cd collection vs. a pride of badgers $22/12

Marinara, mozzarella, spicy salami, and hot banana peppers finished with fried shallot.

7. Eric Estrada vs. a Komodo dragon $24/13

Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Mushrooms, Black Olives, Red Onions, Marinara, and Mozzarella.

8. my dad vs. your dad $22/12

A white pie (no sauce) with mozzarella, pear, walnut and gorgonzola.

9. Lou Ferrigno vs. a shark with throwing stars for teeth $21/11

Our version of a buffalo pie: mozzarella, sriracha hot sauce, baked chicken, onion, and hot banana peppers. *Feel free to substitute tofu for the bird.*

10. Brigitte Nielsen vs. a fanny-pack full of pit vipers vs. whatever it was that killed my grandpa $24/13

A middle eastern dream, a white pie (no sauce) with fresh mint, braised leg of lamb, artichoke and goat cheese.

11. John Stamos vs. the entire Comanche nation $22/12

A happy heart attack, our alfredo with bacon, artichokes and parsley.

12. Evel Knievel vs. your slutty little sister $23/12

A white pie (no sauce) topped with hot salami, roasted potato, shredded mozzarella, goat cheese and finished with fresh scallion.

13. Tesla the inventor vs. Dokken the band $23/12

A Lonesome’s original- Ethiopian spiced tomato sauce with braised leg of lamb and goat cheese.

14. Lando Calrissian vs. that tank from Tiananmen Square $22/12

Our homemade alfredo sauce with mozzarella, chicken, and broccoli. *Feel free to substitute tofu for chicken*

15. Rock Hudson vs. Clothes shopping with your mother (Vegan) $23/13

Our Ethiopian spiced sauce topped with broccoli and homemade vegan cashew cheese.

16. Hammy’s Pizza vs a wet paper bag with a mustache $23/13

An oil, garlic, and scallion sauce pie covered with mozzarella, shiitake mushrooms, sliced tomatoes and topped with basil leaves.

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CREATE YOUR OWN PIE

Want to try to create something amazing on your own?

Start with a base price of $18 large/ $9 small

1) Choose your sauce: marinara (standard) or alfredo, sriracha, pesto or our ethiopian sauces for a buck extra

2) Choose your toppings ($1.5 veggies/$2 other toppings):

MEAT: hot salami, prosciutto, chicken, bacon, pepperoni, lamb, sausage, tofu (veg)

VEGGIES: spinach, roasted potato, tomatoes, black olives, kalamata olives, broccoli, banana peppers, onion, artichoke, arugula, shiitakes, pineapple, minced garlic, scallions, basil, walnuts, pear, mushrooms, jalapeños, fried shallots, green peppers

CHEESE: shredded mozzarella (standard), fresh mozzarella, goat cheese, pecorino, gorgonzola, feta, ricotta, parmesan, cashew cheese (vegan)

Also, we have edible glitter. Yes, really. Order some glitter on your pizza.

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SALADS

We got dinner salads! They all go for $9.

With the salads, we’ve decided to name them after our favorite gigs Nic got over Halloween. if you don’t know, Nic’s an owner here at Lonesome’s, and a midget. When he’s not making pizza, he’s performing all over the country doing all kinds of weird stuff (he was an original member of mini-kiss). hope you enjoy!

Papa Smurf

traditionally known as a Michigan salad, spinach topped with thin pear slices, gorgonzola, walnut, with our home made, lonesome’s ranch dressing, finished off with dried cranberries.

Little, tiny Jesus

spicy salami, or chicken- your choice, on a bed of spinach, onions, tomato, our own Lonesome’s sriracha dressing, topped off with fried scallions (feel free to sub out for thinly chopped tofu)

Mini-Marilyn Manson

A bed of spinach, Gorgonzola, pecorino, sliced Prosciutto, scallions, garlic, topped with Lonesome’s rosemary garlic vinaigrette.

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BREADSTICKS

Pillowy Strips of Focaccia, seasoned with olive oil, minced garlic, oregano, rosemary, topped with mozzarella a dusting of fresh Parmigiana and cracked black pepper. Served with all 3 of the following dipping sauces: Marinara, Creamy Buttermilk Ranch and House Garlic Honey Butter, all made in house from scratch -$9
Extra sauces: $.50 each

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DRINKS

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root beer, Bottled Water $1

Mexican Coke (glass bottle, sugarcane instead of corn syrup), Orange Fanta (glass bottle, sugarcane instead of corn syrup) $2

San Pellegrino Sparkling Mineral Water 750ml $3.00, San Pellegrino Limonata $2, San Pellegrino Aranciata $2

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WE SELL ICE CREAM!

made locally by SCOOP

Pint $6.50

Salted Caramel

Thai Iced Tea

No-Bake Cookie

Cookies and Sweet Cream

Mint Chocolate Chip